What I learned on my trip to Seattle

1. The standards for Seattle coffee are so high that even Starbucks tastes better there.
2. The early settlers accidentally built all of their gift shops underground.
3. Two miles feels like 22 when it is all uphill.
4. Mel Brooks has another big hit on his hands.
5. Crumpets taste better by the water.
6. Ditto cupcakes, ham & eggs, beer, coconut pie, and everything on the menu at Etta's.
7. If I lived there, I would have two muffin tops.
8. From across the room, in glasses and pigtails, I am Decoy Megan Mullally.
9. The ride to Bainbridge beats the island itself, hands down.
10. I still like Portland best.